Yes, I have absolutely nothing better to do with my life other than do this Batman quiz thingy...and that has nothing to do with the fact that I absouluetly love Batman and am going insane cuz my sister is hogging the playstation so I can't play Arkham City....

Joker
[x] You have a dark sense of humor.
[x] People often tell you you're 'crazy', 'weird', 'a freak' and other words to that effect.
[x] You like wearing bright colors even if they clash.
[x] You don't tend to make a lot of sense.
[  ] You are self-obsessed.
[x] You will do anything for a laugh.
[ ] You can't laugh at yourself very easily.
[x] You're smiling a lot of the time.
[x] You are intelligent.
[  ] You like to be the centre of attention.
[  ] You enjoy the work of the Marx Brothers.
Total: 7

Two-Face
[ ] You are a Gemini.
[x] You seem to have two sides to you that different people see
[ ] You have taken revenge on a bully.
[ ] You have/had a burn or scar or something similar visible for over two months.
[x] You believe in chance and fate.
[x] You tend to be paranoid.
[x] You consider yourself unattractive.
[x] You feel no one can truly like/love you for who you are.
[  ] You have trouble making decisions by yourself.
[  ] Blackmail is a completely acceptable method to use in getting what you want.
Total: 5

Penguin
[  ] You love birds.
[ ] You consider yourself a complete gentleman/lady.
[x] You have/had an overprotective mother.
[  ] You always keep an umbrella in your bag just in case.
[  ] You are always dressed smartly.
[ ] You were/are bullied in your youth.
[x] You consider yourself obese.
[  ] You have a lot of connections.
[  ] You want to work with animals in some way.
[x] You want to run your own nightclub. (That would be so cool!! )
Total: 3

Scarecrow
[x] You like to scare people.
[x] You have a reclusive nature.
[  ] Your life is ruled by research/work.
[x] You are scared of birds.
[x] You are tall and skinny.  (at least that's what I'm told...)
[  ] You take/have taken psychology at school/university/college.
[ ] You feel your parents were loveless towards you.
[ ] You were born out of wedlock.
[ ] You used to pick on animals as a child by hurting them or scaring them.  
[ ] You have/had religious fanatics in your family.
Total: 4

Riddler
[x] You love puzzles and riddles.
[/] You have red/ginger hair. (It's kinda red in the sunlight)
[/] You have OCD.
[  ] You are quirky.
[  ] You consider yourself a 'smooth talker'.
[x] You are an intellectual.
[x] You get high marks on your texts/exams.
[  ] Most of your body is covered in tattoos.
[x] You seldom win in physical fights.
[x] You complete computer games with ease.
Total: 6

Mr. Freeze
[x] You prefer cold weather.
[  ] You want to be cryogenically frozen.
[  ] You have lost a loved one to a terminal illness.
[  ] You go/have gone to boarding school.
[x] You are a loner.
[x] You go all out to hurt someone who hurt you. (>.>'…I'm trying to stop that!)
[x] You would do anything for the one you love.
[  ] Winter is your favorite season.
[x] You have poor blood circulation.
Total: 5

Ra's Al Ghul
[ ] You are manipulative. (But I like to use my powers for good now lol)
[x] You would love to get rid of everything and start the world again from scratch.
[x] You want perfect environmental balance.
[  ] Science is/was your favourite subject. (Nope, History)
[ ] You consider yourself a spiritual person.
[x] You consider your age to not be an issue.
[x] You want a son. (Or a daughter. Doesn't matter.)
[  ] You keep yourself fit. (*pokes my tummy*…)
[/] You want to live forever.
[x] You see the world as decadent and corrupt.
Total: 5.5

Bane
[  ] You consider yourself as physically strong. (Ah ha! You're funny…)
[  ] You go the gym a lot.
[  ] You have an addictive personality.
[  ] You have been to prison.
[x] When you were younger, you had a teddybear that you took everywhere.
[  ] You had a classical education. (??)
[x] You have/had nightmares involving bats.
[ ] You are violent.
[x] You do not explain your actions.
[  ] You have a Mexican heritage.
Total: 3

Clayface
[ ] You like B-Movies.
[ ] You want to be an actor/actress.
[x] You are a good liar.
[  ] You make sculptures.
[  ] You enjoy the work of Boris Karloff.
[  ] You have had plastic surgery.
[ ] You have been in a car accident.
[x] You hate remakes. (I like well done remakes, none of this "Lets redo every fucking movie from the 80's and make them crap!!" stuff going on)
[x] You can't swim.
[x] You reference films all the time.
Total: 4

Killer Croc
[  ] You were born with a medical condition that affects your body on the outside.
[ ] You were/are raised by a member of your family that wasn't/isn't your parents.
[x] You enjoy your own company.
[/] You have quick reflexes. (When it counts)
[ ] You enjoy wrestling.
[ ] You are a good swimmer.
[/] You can run very fast. (As long as it's short distances, yes)
[ ] You grew up without your mother.
[ ] You enjoy circus sideshows.
[  ] You are muscular.
Total: 2

Black Mask
[  ] You come from a well-off/wealthy family.
[  ] You had an accident/serious injury as a child.
[x] You hate hypocrisy above all things.
[  ] Someone has broken up with you in public.
[x] You are accident-prone.
[x] You consider yourself as unlucky.
[x] You are determined.
[  ] You enjoy films like Turistas, Wolf Creek, SAW and Hostel.
[ ] You like to intimidate people.
[x] You want to be the top dog.
Total: 5

Ventriloquist/Scarface
[  ] You are meek and mild.
[  ] You want to be a ventriloquist/have a dummy. (Hell no!! Dolls are nothing but bad!! Bad bad bad bad )
[  ] Your favorite film is Scarface.
[  ] You like gangster-related media and/or clothing.
[x] If you could live in any time, it would have the 1920's
[ ] You tend to verbally abuse people.
[ ] You have a speech impediment.
[x] You let other people take the blame rather than yourself.
[  ] You call your nearest and dearest 'Sugar' (No, but that sounds like fun now )
[  ] You have an Italian heritage.
Total: 2

Mad Hatter
[x] You are shy.
[x] You have/had feelings for someone who didn't feel the same.
[ ] Alice In Wonderland is your favorite book/Disney film.
[x] You love tea.
[  ] You have a lot of hats.
[x] You have been called delusional.
[x] You are immature. (Hell, yes!)
[  ] You identify more with children than adults.
[x] You sometimes have trouble separating reality from dreams or your imagination.
[ ] You like to rhyme.
Total: 6

Man-Bat
[x] You love bats.
[ ] You are deaf or have hearing problems.
[  ] You want to be a scientist.
[/] You tend to think illogically.(Meh, when I'm required to)
[x] You feel comfortable in the dark.  
[x] You are instinctive.
[ ] You love fruit.
[  ] You wish you could fly. (Afraid of heights)
[ ] You have a strong family life.
[  ] You are married.
Total: 3.5

I am... *drumroll*...... Joker! Funny, all I can do is laugh about that....Anyway, Mad Hatter and Riddler weren't that far behind. Heh this was actually pretty fun!
Well, peace out everybody!